Woe is Omen

saw the Omen last night, but I was disappointed: the devil kills people by curious Rube-Goldbergian accidents involving roof-shingle repairmen and smoking hoboes? Lame. There was only one evil minion person in the whole movie, how disappointing. And she didn't even put up a good fight!

Lame, oh lame on you!

Luckily, I thought of a great Idea. It's called, Take your Monkey to Work Day!

It is a pretty simple idea, but I'll lay it out for ya: go to work, but bring a monkey! Hooray!